phemiec:

"Queen Beryl, we’ve been talking… this whole fighting teenage girls thing is really messing with our hair care schedules. Is there any way we can move your evil plot to sometime less humid?"

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  • Marco: You're a good friend, and I believe in your leadership skills.
  • Marco: *dies*
  • Jean: Wow, I'm upset and emotionally wrecked by the death of my friend.
  • The Fandom: W o W 10 0 % CAN O n Y a O i s BECAUSE NO ONE WHO IS UPSET ABOUT THEIR FRIEND D Y I N G COULD NOT BE IN LOVE WITH THEM
  • Attack on Titan Guidebook: Ymir is in love with Krista.
  • Isayama: Ymir is in love with Krista.
  • Ymir: I am in love with Krista.
  • The world: Ymir is in love with Krista.
  • The Fandom: They're just friends that care about each other a lot.

nefertsukia:

disneyprincessalexia:

thehufflepufffromgallifrey:

I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.

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Christ on a bike!

i cAN’T BRHREATEH

  • Early Feminists: Oh hey, we see that you can vote. We would like to vote also. I mean, since most of those laws effect us too and all.
  • Men: YOU JUST WANT SUPERIORITY OVER MEN!
  • Mid-century Feminists: Hey, that whole thing about how you can have careers and earn a living wage outside the home? Yes that sounds nice, we'd like the option to do that as well.
  • Men: YOU WANT A MATRIARCHY, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT!
  • Late 20th century Feminists: Hey we would like to make our own choices about our reproductive health, just like you've always had.
  • Men: YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE MEN'S RIGHTS AWAY!
  • Modern-day feminists: Hey, if you could you stop sexually assaulting/harassing us and them blaming us for it, that'd be pretty great.
  • Men: THIS IS MISANDRY, MISANDRY I SAY! FEMINISTS HAVE GONE TOO FAR!
  • Feminists: Um...
  • Men: THE END OF MEN IS NIGH! MALE OPPRESSION IS REAL! THE MATRIARCHAL AGE IS UPON US!